Our Wonderful Dysfunctional Family

Once upon a time there were five Beacons; Lindsey and Keegan (the two most awesome roommates ever), Scott and Josh (the second coolest roommates ever) and Will (the home schooled kid). Together they formed a dysfunctional family that loved and supported each other through thick and thin. We were like the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Gang--Scott would be Mickey, Josh would be Donald Duck, Lindsey would be Minnie Mouse, Keegan would be Daisy and Will, of course, would be Goofy. We had jam sessions with guitars, bongos, bass and beautiful vocals. Sometimes we had laptop parties where we all facebooked each other while we were in the same room. One night, after some serious facebooking, the gang decided that they were in serious need of some snackage. So, they drove to Wal-Mart in Keegan's car and loaded up on easy mac, peanut butter, and oreos (all of the basics from the food pyramid.) On the way back, everyone decided it would be super funny if they got Keegan lost on all of the one-way streets in Eugene. After a few death-defying turns they all relaxed and ate stale mixed nuts. The End.

-Keegan