I'm sure your Christmas list goes a little something like this:
- New Sweater
- Socks for Dad
- Antique Vase
- Video Game for Brother
- Much Needed Croquet Set
- FUR APPAREL
- Apples to Apples
Whoa.. Hold up.. Did I just say FUR APPAREL? You bet cha. As model Megan so eloquently displays, no Christmas is complete without FUR.
Bear Fur Hat Thing.... Check
Unknown Animal Fur Vest...Check
Matching Unknown Animal Fur Skirt... Check
Owl/Racoon Boots.... Check
HUGE, HIDEOUS Fur Purse... (Not Shown) but.. CHECK.
You are probably dying to know where you can find such high demand attire. You are probably thinking.. Do people even wear such clothing? Who in their right mind would seriously sport the fur? But no.. Don't worry.. It's real. It's SOO real.
Just visit your nearest mall.. ICING or CLAIRES will set. you. up.
Hahah.. Megan's sexy face.
Let this holiday season be one that people will remember furever.